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Tattooing
since 2011
Noodle
Degree in Scientific Illustration from UGA (go Dawgs)
Former Illustrator for
the Grateful Dead
Has maybe a teeny tiny
addiction to
collecting orchids
JJ OHLINGER
get to know me in 12 questions:
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECTS/STYLES TO TATTOO? I’ll tattoo just about anything. I don’t honestly know if I have a favorite, but I do like challenges. I like when people come in with a concept but don’t know how they want to represent it, and we can develop it together WHAT IS ONE THING YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY THROW OUT? I’m afraid to admit to anything, because if I do, Darlene might throw it out. The box of crap from my parent’s house that I refuse to even open for some foolish reason. WHAT IS THE MOST TRIVIAL THING ABOUT WHICH YOU HAVE A STRONG OPINION? I can only list one? There are so many things that annoy me. I don’t understand why anyone bothers with any doughnut other than pink frosting and sprinkles WOULD YOU SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? Nope WHAT IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL? Human baby WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE? We’re dead. And everyone else gets funeral potatoes WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Kauai YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHAT IS IT? The Sanford and Son theme song WHAT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST SUPERPOWER? To stop crime with farts A STRANGER IS INHABITING YOUR BODY FOR THE DAY. WHAT ARE SOME TIPS YOU WOULD GIVE THEM? Yeah, no, those aches and pains are normal. You’ll feel them again tomorrow. I promise. IF YOU BECAME A GHOST TIED TO ONE LOCATION IN THE AFTERLIFE FOR ALL ETERNITY, WHERE WOULD YOU HAUNT? I don’t believe in ghosts, but if I did, I would haunt the football stadium at Georgia Tech, that way the people there would get to feel the presence of a winner all the time. WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF? 69. Nice